Just sayin’

Posted: February 12, 2007 in Jokes

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High

Take the href=”http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv”>Dante Inferno Hell Test

Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

I figure 7 suits me to a T – Bwwahahahahahahaa

  1. If the minotaur is in hell, can I have the labrynth?

  2. Jazz says:

    The labrynthe is yours. Off you go now and try not to get lost.

  3. Ian Lidster says:

    I only attained the 2nd level. I’m kind of ashamed of myself. But, I’m never very adventurous on a Monday morning.Ian

  4. Jazz says:

    Ian, Ian, Ian…. well at least lustful is something fun…

  5. Steven Novak says:

    I’m on level 15. In fact, I broke the web page. ;)Steve~

  6. Jazz says:

    Steve – now why am I not surprised?

  7. Tai says:

    I only got to the 6th level. Guess I won’t be seeing you there any time soon!

  8. Hageltoast says:

    not remotely surprised m’dear. 😉

  9. choochoo says:

    Level 2: you have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.So sin is wrong? But I enjoy sin. And I’m either extreme or very high on the other levels (cept the do-gooder religious ones), so does that mean that I get to move around? Are there slaves to carry me? I want slaves.

  10. ticknart says:

    I was so sure I’d end up on level one or two, imagine my surprise when I got level six! I’d never make it to level seven, just not violent enough

  11. Jazz says:

    Tai – c’mon, one more level, you can do it.Toastie – you know me too wellChoocho – Level 2; you’re such a lightweightTick – so fun when people discover they’re much eviler than they thought.

  12. Too_Lively says:

    I am surprised I only qualified for the 2nd level.I usually do not take these quiz thingies, but this one was fun.

  13. Evil Spock says:

    2nd level of hell. Evil Spock needs to evil it up a bit. Helen of Troy and Cleopatra are here though, and they are hot!!!

  14. Jazz says:

    Too Lively – People tend to think they are more evil than they actually are… except me of course.Evil Spock – Didn’t I just tell Evil Spock a couple of days ago that he was much less evil than he would lead us to believe?

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