Friday Statistics

Posted: June 8, 2007 in Uncategorized

It’s Friday, almost the weekend, so I thought I’d leave you with some interesting statistics to ponder:*

  • It takes 3,985 U.S. quarters does to outweigh unstable celebrity Tom Cruise
  • One human small intestine is as long as approximately 3.3 giraffe necks
  • One Right Whale testicle weighs in at 17,636.98 human eyeballs (big testicles they have them whales)
  • Tom Cruise weighs the same as 133.33 placentas (him again!)
  • There are 16,896 flaccid penises in a mile. Or 13,440 for the length of the Golden Gate Bridge.
  • Of course NBA star Shaquille O’Neill is as high as 1.22 giraffe’s necks…. but y’all knew that.
  • As well as the fact that the small intestine is as long as 58.5 human tongues.

* From Weird Converter and many thanks to Mr. Jazz for sending me this “blog food”, as he calls it.

  1. Evil Spock says:

    Thank you for more useless knowledge Evil Spock can drop about flacid penises at cocktail parties.

  2. Ian Lidster says:

    But, what about the ‘left’ whale testicle? And, as for the flaccid penises, I think I’ll refrain from my next question.Have a great weekend my droll and delightful friend.Ian

  3. Jill says:

    If whale testicles are so big, how come you never see them? Where do they keep them?? I’m pretty sure whales don’t wear underwear….

  4. Dorky Dad says:

    Whose penis now? Should there not be a range there?

  5. Hageltoast says:

    glad to hear it, or something.

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