Posted: July 9, 2007 in Uncategorized

Monday Haiku

Life at the cottage
Interesting dilemma
Pee inside or out

Going to see friends
And using their shower
Septic meditations

Blogger craps out again
I can’t use the title line
At least it posts now.


  1. Jill says:

    Definitely pee outside. Definitely.

  2. Gnightgirl says:

    I just pee’d outside for the first time in 20 years, having gone camping again after that much time. It’s…better than walking all the way to the potty house, but the first time my friends shine a spotlight on my big white butt, I’ll keel them.

  3. out the window…

  4. Big Brother says:

    Told you lil’ sister, dig an outhouse. A deep hole a board witha whole, some caustic lime and away you go. ;o)

  5. geewits says:

    There are different alternatives out there such as the envirolet composting toilets and the plastic port-a-john things. But that doesn’t give you a place to take a shower. Nice haikus, by the way. I couldn’t get the title bar to work at first last night but after randomly clicking around it the cursor finally showed up. Blogger:Sometimes it sucks eggs.Other times it works just fine.Unpredictable.

  6. Jocelyn says:

    Outside.And that’s where you should throw Blogger, too, when it messes with you. I do wonder what’s up with the personalized hell Blogger’s been putting you through.

  7. choochoo says:

    Pee outside! Pee outside! You can do it. Or you can compromise and stick your butt out the window.

  8. Evil Spock says:

    Yay for haiku! Haiku is the way everyone should communicate!

  9. Ian Lidster says:

    To pee or not to pee, that is the question. But, depending on need, then the answer is often obvious. Peeing in the woods is a wonderful thing — for a guy.Loved your haiku.Ian

  10. Lhianon says:

    nice haiku!rent a portajohn.

  11. Tai says:

    Ugh, peeing anywhere but in a proper bathroom gives me the willies.Also? LOVE Jerome K Jerome, I just noticed the quote by him. Have you ever read any of his books?

  12. Dorky Dad says:

    I love to go peeOut in the vast wildernessBut the bug bites suck

  13. Ian Lidster says:

    OK, Evil Twin, ‘tag’, you’re it. Come and check out my latest blog.Cheers,Ian

  14. Josie says:

    You told the whole story, in as few words as possible, but painted a wonderful picture. I’m laughing. Pee outside, just be sure to take T.P. with you, and don’t use a leaf, especially if it’s stinging nettle….just sayin’, is all…

  15. Jazz says:

    Sorry everyone for not having answered your comments the last few posts, or commenting on your blogs, but Blogger wouldn’t let me post comments. Blogger has it in for me. Perhaps because my blog is rated R? Who knows.Jill – There is a certain freedom to peeing outside.Gnightgirl – Yeah, I have the same what is anyone sees my blinding white butt phobia.Ticknart – but where to empty it?Joe – Mosquito screensBB – Do you really think I should be trusted near anything caustic? Think about it.Geewits – you are so practical. I love that in you.Jocelyn – It’s because this blog is rated R. Blogger wants to be a family place, like Vegas…Choochoo – Course I can do it… piece of cake… or… um…Evil Spock – you should check out Somewhere Joe’s latest entry. He writes beautiful haiku.Ian – In situations like this, penis envy indubitably does exist.Lhia – You know how much portajohns cost???Tai – Consider peeing outside as communing with nature…DD – Such a poet you are.Josie – With my luck it wouldn’t be stinging nettles, but poison oak…

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