Friday Funny*

Posted: August 14, 2009 in Uncategorized

Quote of the day

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

* Coz it’s so much easier than writing a post and I’m lazy that way.


  1. Mr. Jazz says:

    A woman turns groceries into a meal? Not in my world ;-p

  2. Jazz says:

    Maddy – don't it just…Mr. Jazz – I knew you'd pick up on that! 😀

  3. XUP says:

    Man, we are freakin' AWESOME! Why don't we rule the world yet, I'd like to know….

  4. Gaelyn says:

    I agree with everybody on this one.

  5. pinklea says:

    I like it! I'm going to print itout and put it either on my fridge or my Christmas cards.

  6. It's true, but sometimes I wish it didn't have to work that way.

  7. That is great. I'm going to write it down to share with my DH. Thanks Jazz – it's always fun to come here.

  8. Rachel says:

    Unfortunately, there are too many menfolk and children who either dont get it, or refuse to beleive its true.

  9. geewits says:

    And give her a laugh and you'll have one too.

  10. Suldog says:

    Yup.And you give a woman one chance to see you looking at another woman, and she'll build it up in her mind into you not loving her anymore and an affair you've been having for many years.One comment about her clothing not fitting, and she'll build it up into you hating her and that she's grossly fat.And (this one has actually happened to me) make one comment about how you prefer cats to kittens and she'll build it up into you hating babies.Both sexes suck. I wish there was a third one 🙂

  11. ticknart says:

    "She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."Unless it's your penis.

  12. mrwriteon says:

    By God — you're right!

  13. Maddy says:

    Come along now! No update!

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