Friday Geography Lesson

Posted: September 11, 2009 in Uncategorized


The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece – gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The geography of a man

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by nuts.

  1. alison says:

    Ain't that the truth.

  2. Rachel says:

    LMAO!!A bit simplistic, but has a lot of truth to it.LOL

  3. Thanks for a good laugh Jazz! That was a good one.

  4. wigsf says:

    I agree, men are ruled by women.

  5. Kay says:

    LOL! Unexpected ending delightful! Love this!

  6. geewits says:

    heh heh heh, I loved it! Except I'm between 41 and 50 and probably more like Ireland.

  7. Gaelyn says:

    ROFL!!!! Love it. Thanks, I needed that this morning. ;-))

  8. I love this. It's beautiful and funny at the same time.

  9. VioletSky says:

    this makes 'old age' sound better and better!

  10. Warty Mammal says:

    LOL!Short and to the point.

  11. pinklea says:

    YES! All true, true, true!

  12. Jocelyn says:

    Even though I'm over 40, I'm going to maintain I'm still in my Greece years.This was too funny.

  13. XUP says:

    So sexist and yet no man has disputed it. Interesting

  14. Pouty Lips says:

    That's me Israel living in a house full of nuts.

  15. mrwriteon says:

    Great, and maybe even true.

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