So there you go

Posted: May 22, 2011 in Uncategorized

I was not judged rapturable. Nor was Mr. Jazz. Unless they forgot to rapturize the cottage… Cuz no one way up there up north just disappeared. We’re pretty much all going to hell up  north. That’s just how we roll.

So. In six months I’m gonna meet the four hoursemen? Not sure how it works. I’m so “ohmygod I’m  not rapturable” – damn. That’ll teach me to be an atheist…

And damned if I can find a rapture pict o post…

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Comments
  1. pinklea says:

    I’m still here, too. I do have a couple of friends that I haven’t heard from for a few days though, so I’m not sure if I should be concerned yet …

    • Jazz says:

      You shouldn’t be concerned – you should be thrilled for them! Imagine, now they can spend all of eternity sitting on a cloud playing the harp…

      OK, maybe you should be concernend. ‘Twould be a really boring eternity.

  2. gaelyn says:

    Guess I’ll see you in he’ll as I’m unrapturable too.

  3. Jocelyn says:

    I think I got raptured a few days early, like on May 16th when we headed to the Turkish Med here (the Turquoise Coast). Because it sure as hell feels like heaven here. Good news: heaven has some amazing wine (super yummy blood of Christ).

  4. rachel says:

    Just as well. I don’t think they have reception in heaven. Or intarweebs. Without cell or net heaven would suck.

  5. XUP says:

    I heard the whole thing has been postponed until December 2012.

    • Jazz says:

      Yeh, I just found out last week that it was supposed to be Saturday. I was all ready for 12-12-12. I found losing a year and a half really really annoying.

  6. mrwriteon says:

    Now it’s all relative since we survived dear sister. ON the other hand we could be in a Dr. Who kinda alternate universe that looks exactly like the real one but with subtle ‘differences’. Anyway, send me an email, my dear, because being on WiFi I can’t access my email addresses.

  7. VioletSky says:

    You now have until 12.12.12 to repent.

  8. choochoo says:

    I wasn’t raptured either. I wish BHA had been raptured, but that also didn’t happen. Oh well.

  9. lime says:

    way up north? you mean where you tell us about all the snow and ice? does that mean hell freezes over?

  10. Pearl says:

    I, too, appear to have been judged un-raptureable.

    Now who’s bringing the chips?!

    Pearl

  11. Guillaume says:

    Unfortunately none of the religious fundies that believe in the Rapture got taken to Heaven either.

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