All That Jazz
I imagine the idea is to pull you into my blog through my witticism and fatal charm. But as a frog named Jazz, how much fatal charm can I have – unless you’re Prince Charming and into batrachians, but PC was a toad, I am a frog, and never the twain shall meet. Besides, I already have my very own lovely bull frog; a toad just won’t cut it.
So this is the page where I post a wonderful intro telling you all about me and what a lovely person I am.
“Hello, I’m Jazz and…
You obviously don’t know me, that’s not gonna happen. Maybe a quick quote: “At 49 I still kick ass, I just do it in more expensive shoes.”
Read on if you’re interested. Keep wandering aimlessly around cyberspace if you’re not. Let me impart some wisdom: Life’s too short to waste on something that doesn’t pique your interest. You know, there are some really cool gaming sites out there.
Contact me: email@example.com (which I’m way too technodumb to link – you’ll have to copy/paste, which is still a damn sight quicker than addressing an envelope).
Since I’m impossible to shut up, I’m always glad to chat.